
Humanity evolved from wriggling sea creatures with large mouth and no anus, Photo Credit: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/humanity-evolved-sea-creatures-large-mouth-no-anus-sccorhytus-millions-year-ago-micro-fossils-china-a7552611.html
It’s late, a Saturday night near the end of January. I’ve signed up to take the swim test the next day in the early afternoon. I feel unsettled, anxious, even paranoid. Usually, to prepare for a test, I have some notes to look over—and maybe some dates, title/author pairs, or verb conjugations to learn by heart. But Columbia’s is a general education—the first in the country, claims the Core’s website—and a general education “ministers to the body as well as to the mind.” So for about 30 minutes I have been studying a video called “How To Swim Breaststroke” on YouTube. At intervals, I pause to make motions in the air like they do in the video. To practice leg movements, I have to lie belly-down on the floor with my arms out in front of me for balance. I’m working on my “pull” and my “catch” now: moving my arms in the “water” as if “scooping my hands around a large bowl.” I imagine the pool water will be very, very cold—so I brace myself in advance, preparing thoughts of soup, wool socks and balaclavas.




parents’ parents. When forms ask me to input my parents’ education level, I leave my father blank (don’t ask, I am just as clueless), but proudly jot down “GED” for my mother. My mother often talks about the day she took her GED. She had just immigrated to the United States from Mexico and knew very little English. She laughs and tells me her English teacher was Barney the Purple Dinosaur, a children’s cartoon she’d play for my sister and me, but from which she seems to have learned more than I ever did. She had been nervous about the written essay portion of the exam but recalls that in the lobby of the testing center, a fellow lady advised her to simply write as much as she could. “They don’t care what you write, so long as you write a lot,” remarks this wise lady who, though she had only recently arrived in the United States, already understands the American education system. So my mother goes into the exam and she writes, and writes, and writes, and she passes! 


